{"id":29225,"date":"2022-05-23T17:19:23","date_gmt":"2022-05-23T21:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/henrypayne.com\/?p=29225"},"modified":"2022-05-23T17:19:23","modified_gmt":"2022-05-23T21:19:23","slug":"payne-goin-topless-in-the-big-power-big-kidney-bmw-m4-convertible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrypayne.com\/index.php\/2022\/05\/payne-goin-topless-in-the-big-power-big-kidney-bmw-m4-convertible","title":{"rendered":"Payne: Goin’ topless in the big-power, big-kidney BMW M4 convertible"},"content":{"rendered":"

Monterey, California<\/em>\u00a0\u2014 Seventeen Mile Drive along the California coast is paved with testosterone.<\/p>\n

The route is not only one of the most beautiful stretches of road in America, it\u2019s also home to Pebble Beach Golf Links and high-priced homes with big garages and spectacular views of the Pacific. Cool cars and trucks come out to strut their stuff along the route despite the low\u00a025 mph speed limit and $20 toll.<\/p>\n

My ride? A green 503-horsepower\u00a02022 BMW M4 convertible coupe. The sun is out and it\u2019s time to go topless.<\/p>\n

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BMW\u2019s M-performance hellions are the first to sport the brand\u2019s huge, hood-to-chin twin kidneys. You can see them from space and they are the new BMW status symbol.<\/p>\n

A white M3 (the sedan version of the two-door M4) looms in my mirror, its huge nostrils sniffing at the earth like an enraged bull. It\u2019s intimidating even at 25 mph. I pull over at a beach overlook, and the M3 cruises by with a toot of the horn and a hearty \u201cLike your car!\u201d from its passengers. Further along the route an another topless\u00a0M4 convertible \u2014 my mirror-image save for its blue paint scheme \u2014 rounds a bend. Thumbs-up exchanged. Members of the German tribe way out here on West Coast, USA.<\/p>\n

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BMW is at home as much here in California as it is in Deutschland, a testament to years of consistent brand management. Its status as top-luxe dog is under attack, however, from home-grown (now Texas ex-pat)\u00a0electric-automaker Tesla. Muscular, expensive examples of the Model Y\/ Model 3\/Model S\/Model X\u00a0are everywhere along 17 Mile.<\/p>\n

Tesla doesn\u2019t make convertibles, though. And they don\u2019t growl, either.<\/p>\n

When 17 Mile ends, Route 1 begins \u2014 the coast\u2019s legendary, twisted two-lane where sports cars come to play. It was\u00a0a cool 50 degrees in the Bay area, but I cranked up the heat in the BMW\u2019s cockpit and kept the convertible top down to hear the twin-turbocharged inline-6 howl.<\/p>\n

No one mixes a smooth, inline-6 cocktail better than Bimmer. I first enjoyed it in the spine-tingling\u00a08,000-rpm E46 M3 that once graced my car stable. To keep upping the power \u2014 and satisfy government regulators at the same time \u2014 BMW strapped on turbochargers in subsequent models. They have taken the edge off the beast\u2019s howl. Caged further by sound-deadening materials, the engine can feel remote in the M3 sedan\u00a0\u2014\u00a0a reason to get the droptop despite its greater weight. And lesser trunk. Beware suitcase travelers: stowing the roof takes up half your boot.<\/p>\n

Like entering hyperspace, the BMW cockpit must be prepared for maximum performance.<\/p>\n

1. Kick the monostable shifter into Manual\u00a0mode to access paddle shifters.<\/p>\n

2. Access the console M-mode button, which transforms the instrument display behind the wheel (and huge head-up display) into a race car-like tachometer. It\u2019s one of my favorite features. With the tach hovering over the hood, I never have to take my eye off the road as I toggle between gears.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0Thumb the M1 (or M2) steering preset on the steering wheel which I had programmed not only to turn up the engine volume, but to slam the car to the pavement, a quivering mass of muscle ready to burn up the tarmac.<\/p>\n

I obliged M4\u2019s base instincts.<\/p>\n

WAAAAUUUGH!<\/em>\u00a0I buried the throttle and four all-wheel-drive hooves dug into the road, propelling the M4 into a series of twisties. As we galloped further south, traffic thinned \u2014\u00a0sandy beaches giving way to severe, rocky coastline. The M4\u2019s 503 horses are titanic, too much for this tight road. Like other performance cars today,\u00a0its limits can\u2019t be reached unless taken to a race track.<\/p>\n

M4\u2019s little brother, the M2 (the natural heir to my 2001 M3 with similar wheelbase, weight\u00a0and power) is the better corner-carver. Get it to push road limits and attend track days.<\/p>\n

Still, the Monterey coast is the M4 convertible\u2019s natural habitat,\u00a0a place to show off its broad, touring-car talents. Though the M3 and M4 once defined the brand\u2019s handling prowess, that is now left to M2. The open-air M4 is the brand\u2019s showcase for technology, looks, power. It\u2019s as comfortable sprinting along coastal Route 1 as it is turning heads on 17 Mile. Think of Traverse City\u2019s lovely coastline in summer.<\/p>\n

I picked up Mrs. Payne from our hotel and headed inland for lunch and sightseeing. Destination: Laguna Seca Raceway in the picturesque Laguna Valley.<\/p>\n

My wife fawned over the orange interior. Bright interiors are the rage these days, and I\u2019ve lounged in red seats from the $34,000\u00a0Mazda3 Turbo all the way to the blue\u00a0$140,000\u00a0Aston Martin DBX. M4 orange was spectacular and comfortable, though the M4 is tight on the rear seat legroom for us 6-footers despite its wheelbase expansion beyond little brother M2.<\/p>\n

My wife quickly synched her Apple CarPlay. BMW is also generous in synching the phone app directions to the driver instrument display, a rare feat. We set sail for the Laguna, the west coast\u2019s most famous track, settling in for an easy drive on adaptive cruise-control during a busy Monterey lunch hour.<\/p>\n

BMW is content with a standard\u00a0Level 2 autonomous system \u2014 not pushing the envelope (for now) like Tesla and its ambitious Autopilot system. Tesla\u2019s cutting-edge tech has wowed a new-gen of luxury buyers and helped establish its status above Bimmer in this high-tech state. Autopilot might have helped us as we approached one of California\u2019s sudden\u00a0four-lane traffic pile ups. The BMW\u2019s system was unable to stop in time, and I had to take over to avoid the car in front of me as I slammed on the brakes.<\/p>\n

We arrived at Laguna and I immediately headed to the legendary Corkscrew turn at the track\u2019s summit. The view is spectacular and made for lovely pics of the green BMW against the painted-perfect blue sky.<\/p>\n

Our visit coincided with a track day organized by On Track, and the event had attracted the cream of the performance crop: Lamborghini Huracan, Porsche 911 and\u00a0Boxster, Tesla Model S, Mazda Miata. But I didn\u2019t see any new M3s or M4 \u2014 only current M2s and older M3s.<\/p>\n

Right on brand for the new M lineup.<\/p>\n

2022 BMW M4 Competition Convertible<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vehicle type: Front-engine, all-wheel-drive,\u00a0four-passenger\u00a0sports car<\/p>\n

Price: $87,295, including $995\u00a0destination fee\u00a0($104,295 as tested)<\/p>\n

Powerplant: 3.0-liter, twin-turbo inline-6 cylinder<\/p>\n

Power:\u202f503\u00a0horsepower, 479 pound-feet of torque<\/p>\n

Transmission: Eight-speed automatic<\/p>\n

Performance: 0-60 mph 3.6\u00a0sec. (mfr.); top speed,\u00a0180 mph<\/p>\n

Weight:\u00a04,306\u202fpounds<\/p>\n

Fuel economy: EPA est.\u00a016 mpg city\/23 highway\/18 combined<\/p>\n

Report card<\/p>\n

Highs:\u00a0Configurable performance dash;\u00a0inline-6 cylinder from the gods<\/p>\n

Lows:\u00a0Porky; polarizing kidney grille<\/p>\n

Overall:\u00a03\u202fstars<\/p>\n

Henry Payne is auto critic for The Detroit News. Find him at hpayne@detroitnews.com or Twitter @HenryEPayne.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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