{"id":27353,"date":"2021-05-14T15:45:02","date_gmt":"2021-05-14T19:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/henrypayne.com\/?p=27353"},"modified":"2021-05-14T15:45:02","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T19:45:02","slug":"payne-audi-rs6-avant-station-wagon-from-the-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrypayne.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/payne-audi-rs6-avant-station-wagon-from-the-gods","title":{"rendered":"Payne: Audi RS6 Avant, station wagon from the gods"},"content":{"rendered":"

I grew up in the back of a blue 1960s Buick station wagon. Bench rear seats. Steering column-mounted shifter. Rear-wheel drive. Turned like a cruise ship.<\/p>\n

The 2021 Audi RS6 Avant is not that wagon.<\/p>\n

On Hankerd Road south of Hell, Michigan, I initiated launch control. Then I released the 591-hp, 590-torque\u00a0twin-turbo V-8 Kraken. With its 8-speed transmission firing off rifle-quick shifts and the all-wheel-drive system electronically managing torque to all four corners, the wagon gulped asphalt at an astonishing rate. The speedo blew by (censored to preserve my license) mph, yet the car felt stable as a rock \u2014 its 4.0-liter mill begging for more throttle.<\/p>\n

Cul-de-sacs were the natural habitat of\u00a0my mom\u2019s Buick. My scarlet RS6 tester was at home on Hell\u2019s twisted roads. Devil in a red suit. Swollen fenders like a muscle shirt over huge 22-inch wheels. Brooding headlight signature. Push the Avant\u2019s start button and it awakens like a tiger that hasn\u2019t eaten in a week.\u00a0RRRROWR.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Avant\u2019s gotta\u2019 eat, and Hell\u2019s rural roads are the best feeding ground in state.<\/p>\n

RS is German for Rennsport \u2014 which translates to English as Racing Sport. I think Rocket Ship is more appropriate. With radical modifications to the suspension and drivetrain, the RS is Audi\u2019s pinnacle badge \u2014 transforming luxury vehicles like the Allroad into snarling performance deviants that itch to get on track (not just drive the family to it).<\/p>\n

Case in point, my Avant (more German: Avant means \u201cwagon\u201d) is based on the \u00a0$66,895 A6 Allroad wagon I tested last summer. On my I-96 trip west to Hell, RS6 exhibited all the civilized qualities of that housebroken tourer: roomy interior, panoramic roof, twin console screens for infotainment\/climate, driver-assist\u00a0and Google Earth-enhanced navigation. A word about the latter two features.<\/p>\n

Audi has made great strides since the first A8L I drove back in 2015 with erratic drive assist that would have smacked into the Lodge M-10\u2019s concrete walls were it not for driver intervention. The RS6, by contrast, navigated westbound 96 beautifully. I took curves hands free, the wagon staying centered in the lane rather than pinballing from one side to the other.<\/p>\n

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Smartphone-based Google apps are the best nav systems on the planet, but I\u2019m a sucker for the Audi\u2019s gorgeous Google Earth displays \u2014 even if it often takes multiple attempts for the voice recognition system to understand me.<\/p>\n

Me: Navigate to Hell, Michigan.<\/em><\/p>\n

Audi: Hale?<\/em><\/p>\n

Me: No, Hell.<\/em><\/p>\n

Audi: Hell Ranch?<\/em><\/p>\n

Me: Close enough.<\/em><\/p>\n

Stunning, richly colored vistas of the countryside then splash across the instrument and infotainment displays with turn-by-turn overlays. It\u2019s worth the voice-recog hassle. I cruised comfortably to the U.S. 23 South\/Brighton exit, U2 X-Radio filling the cabin.<\/p>\n

My luxurious ride was interrupted by a cloverleaf that the RS6 attacked like Lewis Hamilton entering the Parabolica sweeper at the Monza Grand Prix. That is to say, very fast.<\/p>\n

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With its V-8 boat anchor up front, the RS6 should push like, well, a wagon around a 360-degree turn \u2014 but this is no ordinary car. Audi has blessed the RS6\u00a0not only with torque-vectoring AWD, but with Porsche Turbo-like all-wheel steer. The 5,000-pound beast rotated into the cloverleaf on a dime, then begged for more right foot.<\/p>\n

Sticking like hot wax on a 32-degree day, the Avant tenaciously hugged the long cloverleaf apex \u2014 g-loads straining my neck. By the exit, I finally got some squall from the huge\u00a011-inch-wide tires, and even a wee bit of controlled oversteer as rear-wheel steer did its thing.<\/p>\n

I exploded onto Route 23, V-8 drowning out U2.<\/p>\n

So exhilarating is this experience that I instantly sought out the opposite cloverleaf going north on 23.\u00a0Let\u2019s do that again!<\/em>\u00a0I was alone this day, but I can understand how the Avant\u2019s Jekyll and Hyde nature might drive a family nuts. Be sure to warn the backseat passengers: cloverleaf ahead.<\/p>\n

Arriving in Hell, I stopped for a few photographs and noted how much I prefer the design of the RS6 over sister Allroad. Part of that is attributed to stunning wheels, power-dome hood, red brake calipers, bazooka-sized rear tailpipes\u00a0and widened stance (2.5 inches wider than standard A6).<\/p>\n

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But the fascia is the charm. The Allroad grille is overdone, a vain actor that spent too much time in the makeup chair. The all-black Avant mug, by contrast, is not only tidier but also provides the right amount of menace as you loom in someone\u2019s rear mirrors. You won\u2019t be in their mirrors for long.<\/p>\n

In this Age of Ute, the RS badge has been added to Audi SUVs just as BMW M-badge and AMG-badged Mercs have proliferated in their sport utility lineups. But with inherently flawed high-centered bods, the SUVs struggle to be pure performance machines.<\/p>\n

With their more intuitive physics \u2014 yet similar hatchback cargo utility \u2014 European wagons are king of family performance. A couple of months back, I brought a 350-horse Audi SQ5 SUV to Hell. It can\u2019t hold a candle to the Avant.<\/p>\n

Alas, the RS6\u2019s insane capabilities make me think of what might have been for Detroit brands. In particular the Cadillac CT5 Wagon, one of the most wicked wagons ever conceived. If Caddy hadn\u2019t abandoned it seven years ago, CT5 Wagon (with the current CT5-V Blackwing\u2019s supercharged\u00a0650-horse V-8 under the hood) could have been a match for the RS6. Woulda coulda shoulda.<\/p>\n

Only a few will able to afford the RS6 Avant\u2019s prodigious talent. The beast starts at $110,045,\u00a0and my tester rung the cash register at over 119 grand.<\/p>\n

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For all that dough, Audi could make a better console. The shifter is too close to the driver, meaning my 6\u20195\u201d frame\u2019s right leg consistently knocked it over into \u201cManual\u201d position. The twin screens rob the console of needed storage space.<\/p>\n

More pleasing is the head-up display \u2014 a must-have on the Avant. Similar to Caddy\u2019s V-mode, the Avant locates an \u201cRS\u201d button on the steering wheel so that \u2014 with a single press \u2014 the driver can instantly transform Jekyll into Hyde with pre-configured performance modes when twisty roads loom.<\/p>\n

Corresponding to the RS button, the head-up display turns into a digital RPM and mph indicator so you never have to take your eyes off the road as you devour traffic.<\/p>\n

All hail the performance family wagon. You\u2019ve come a long way, baby.<\/p>\n

2021\u202fAudi RS6 Avant<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Vehicle type: Front-engine, all-wheel-drive, five-passenger\u00a0station wagon<\/p>\n

Price: $110,045, including $995\u00a0destination fee\u00a0($119,840\u00a0as tested)<\/p>\n

Powerplant:\u00a04.0-liter\u00a0twin-turbocharged V-8<\/p>\n

Power:\u202f591\u00a0horsepower,\u00a0590\u00a0pound-feet of torque<\/p>\n

Transmission:\u00a08-speed, dual-clutch\u00a0automatic<\/p>\n

Performance: 0-60 mph,\u00a03.6 seconds (mfr.); top speed,\u00a0156 mph<\/p>\n

Weight:\u00a04,960\u202fpounds<\/p>\n

Fuel economy: EPA,\u00a015\u00a0mpg city\/22\u00a0highway\/17\u00a0combined<\/p>\n

Report card<\/h3>\n

Highs:\u00a0Ferocious acceleration;\u00a0all-wheel-steer handling<\/p>\n

Lows:\u00a0Poorly organized console;\u00a0six-figure price tag<\/p>\n

Overall:\u00a04\u202fstars<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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