{"id":16049,"date":"2015-02-12T17:54:56","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T21:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henrypayne.com\/?p=16049"},"modified":"2015-02-12T17:54:56","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T21:54:56","slug":"payne-brawny-brainy-chrysler-300","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrypayne.com\/index.php\/2015\/02\/payne-brawny-brainy-chrysler-300","title":{"rendered":"Payne: Brawny, brainy Chrysler 300"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"New Chrysler 300 sedan's iconic and unmistakable exterior\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gannett-cdn.com\/-mm-\/962390240829229fc566c5cc266b2f7064bac96e\/c=77-122-1689-1334&amp;r=x513&amp;c=680x510\/local\/-\/media\/2015\/02\/11\/DetroitNews\/DetroitNews\/635592631350048273-1.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"357\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Everyone remembers their first 300.<\/p>\n<p>Mine was at Newark airport in 2005. The everyman Rolls \u2014 slab-sides, egg-crate grille, broad shoulders \u2014 was taking autodom by storm. In an age of soap-bar sedans, the Chrysler 300 stood out like Hulk Hogan at a tennis tournament. Eager to get my hands on the big beast, I booked the &#8220;full-size&#8221; car from a rental company.<\/p>\n<p>I drove up to the arrivals curb to pick up Mrs. Payne and our luggage. &#8220;Good lord,&#8221; said my wife, shooting me the have-you-lost-your-mind look. &#8220;How much did this thing cost?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s 300. Dunhill threads at a Kmart price. I could have driven it up to Buckingham Palace&#8217;s gates and they would have waved me through. If Corvette is the All-American, affordable supercar, then 300 is All-American, discount luxury.<\/p>\n<p>Though the 300 badge had been around since 1955, the reborn, rear-wheel sedan was an instant American icon. Looking like it had just\u00a0<a title=\"http:\/\/www.imcdb.org\/movie_401792-Sin-City.html\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imcdb.org\/movie_401792-Sin-City.html\">rolled off the set<\/a>\u00a0of &#8220;Sin City,&#8221; the big palooka was gangsta chic. It displaced the Caddy Escalade as the bling choice of rappers. &#8220;What I gotta do to get that brand new 300 up outta you?&#8221; said one famous rapper on Chrysler&#8217;s West Coast office voice mail. &#8220;This is Snoop Dogg. Preach!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second generation 300 rolled out with more tailored sophistication. The egg-crate grille gave way to a smaller, sculpted face. The first generation&#8217;s exterior swagger was extended to the interior with standard leather seats and a gym-toned suspension.<\/p>\n<p>The refreshed, 2015 S model in my driveway solidifies 300 as the most mainstream car on the street. With loud, redline suit and 20-inch wheels, it&#8217;s dressed for the red carpet.<\/p>\n<p>For a bargain $41,000 \u2014 less than half the price of a similarly-sized BMW 7-series or Audi A8 \u2014 my 300 combines head-turning looks with muscle-car power. The 300 is the third &#8217;15 model update on Chrysler&#8217;s LX platform following the Dodge Challenger and Charger.<\/p>\n<p>I am not enamored with full-sized car chassis. Whether the Chevy Impala, Toyota Avalon or Chrysler LX triplets, they feel big, top-heavy. Weighing more than the Pentagon, they are barely more nimble than the midsize crossovers that are slowly hunting them to extinction (though their high seating position is a nice compromise between SUV and low-slung luxe sedan).<\/p>\n<p>But what they lack in handling, the triplets make up for in attitude. Squeezed by roomy midsize sedans and the SUV juggernaut (300 sales are just one-third of what they were a decade ago), the Auburn Hills threesome have amped up the personality. Looks? Horsepower? Hips? These plus-sized sexpots got it in spades.<\/p>\n<p>Most full-size sedans are nice rides for a date at the movies. The tire-shredding Dodge Charger wants to drag on Woodward. The 300 aches to be valeted at Fleming&#8217;s for a seven-course steak dinner.<\/p>\n<p>This is not a shy automobile. The 300 bears an unmistakable resemblance to the current Bentley Mulsanne.<\/p>\n<p>Keeping up with the Mercs, the 2011 model bore horizontal, chrome grille stripes. The new model adopts the trendy, &#8220;chain-link&#8221; grille made fashionable by the Mulsanne and Jaguar XJ. Fashion trends aren&#8217;t for everyone, and I&#8217;m not a fan of the chain link look any more than I&#8217;m into skinny Euro-pants.<\/p>\n<p>But credit Chrysler for a clever riff on the style. Look closer and the grille texture is more than cross-hatched metal \u2014 it&#8217;s a weave of winglets echoing the winged Chrysler logo that floats in the middle of the big maw (supersized 32 percent as a nod to the 2005 original). Out back, 300&#8217;s upright, scalloped rear quarter-panels are right out of the Bentley catalog.<\/p>\n<p>One of the most recognizable brands on the market, the 300 could be its own franchise \u2014 the Mini Cooper of big sedans. Think a 300 small crossover, or Escalade-challenging 300 ute, or big 300 roadster. But the 300 is Chrysler family.<\/p>\n<p>That shared DNA makes the 300 surprisingly practical for all of its 5th Avenue eccentricities.<\/p>\n<p>Little brother 200 is an ergonomic wonder with an interior fussed over for maximum driver convenience. Ditto 300. Its center console is a vertical design masterpiece. Best-in-class UConnect touchscreen. Essential climate dials. A simple, rotary shifter (with Sport mode, yum) that allows room for a smart phone holder. Maximum use of space, minimum fuss. All wrapped in soft-touch vinyl and carbon fiber accents. A classic, analog clock is cherry on the cake.<\/p>\n<p>I drove the 300S back-to-back with a gorgeous, similar-size, $100K Audi A8. It also has an analog clock. But the Audi console is a maze of knobs, buttons, and shift stalks. It makes your eyes cross after the simple 300 system. Valedictorian, full-size luxe meets top-of-the-class, full-size luxe wannabe.<\/p>\n<p>Impress me some more, 300.<\/p>\n<p>With laminated glass, the 300 matches the A8&#8217;s tomb-quiet interior. Both sport smooth, 8-speed trannys by ZF. Both score high in Consumer Reports (Audi 91 score, 300, 82). Drivetrain warranty? Chrysler: 5 years\/100,000 miles. Audi: 4 years\/50,000. Stomp on the S&#8217;s 368-horsepower, hemi V-8 and the big rocket wants to go to the moon \u2014 just like the 435-horse, twin-turbo A8. Want inlaid wood like the Audi? The 300C Platinum&#8217;s got it. Phone connectivity? Check. Blind-spot assist? Check.<\/p>\n<p>Only the chassis betrays different breeding. Fling the 4,500-pound, AWD Audi into a 90-degree corner and it&#8217;s a locomotive on rails. Chassis settles, tires bite, all four corners stay on the same page.<\/p>\n<p>The less-sophisticated, RWD 300S is like a rodeo bronco. Big tail swishes, rear hoofs stamp, you feel the 4,200-pound beast shift under your saddle. But what&#8217;s this? My bronco comes with electronic stability control? I&#8217;ve experienced this system before on the insane, 700-horsepower Hellcat and it. Is. Remarkable.<\/p>\n<p>If ESC keeps the Hellcat from killing you, it makes the 300 eminently controllable. But there&#8217;s more. And this is where it really gets good, dear reader. Because the zoot-suit, ticket-me-red, nail-gargling 300S can also be had as a sinister, black, all-wheel drive stealth-mobile just like the Audi. For less.<\/p>\n<p>Trade the $3,000 V-8 option for the 300-horsepower V-6 with $2,500 all-wheel-drive (AWD is only paired with the 6). Good grunt. Better handling. Better snowmobile (30 percent of 300 sales are AWD). With black leather inside and &#8220;Phantom Black&#8221; outside (like the Rolls Phantom, yes?) and you see only the &#8220;C&#8221; LED running lights coming, and the red-LED-tubed taillights going.<\/p>\n<p>Is there a more affordable, powerful, fashionable, usable, AWD, roomy sedan on the market? Drive this baby up to the curb and my wife will happily slip in. If Snoop Dogg doesn&#8217;t jump in first.<\/p>\n<p>Henry Payne is auto critic for The Detroit News. Find him at hpayne@detroitnews.com or Twitter @HenryEPayne.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2015 Chrysler 300<\/p>\n<p>Vehicle type:\u00a0Front-engine, rear and all-wheel drive, five-passenger sedan<\/p>\n<p>Price:\u00a0$32,390 base ($41,580 300S as tested)<\/p>\n<p>Power plant:\u00a03.6-liter, dual-overhead cam V-6; 5.7-liter Hemi V-8<\/p>\n<p>Power:\u00a0292 horsepower, 260 pound-feet of torque (3.6-liter, base V-6); 300 horsepower, 264 pound-feet of torque (3.6-liter, V-6 in 300S); 363 horsepower, 394 pound-feet of torque (5.7-liter V-8)<\/p>\n<p>Transmission:\u00a0eight-speed automatic<\/p>\n<p>Performance:\u00a00-60 mph, 5.5 seconds (Motor Trend estimate, V-8)<\/p>\n<p>Weight:\u00a04,029 pounds (V-6 RWD); 4,326 pounds (V-8 AWD)<\/p>\n<p>Fuel economy:\u00a0EPA 19 mpg city\/31 mpg highway\/23 mpg combined (V-6); 16 mpg city\/25 mpg highway\/19 mpg combined (V-8)<\/p>\n<p>Report card<\/p>\n<p>Highs:\u00a0The bargain Bentley; Ward&#8217;s 10 Best interior<\/p>\n<p>Lows:\u00a0Bold styling not for everyone; bring back the SRT<\/p>\n<p>Overall:\u2605\u2605\u2605<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone remembers their first 300. 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