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Payne: Taking the sci-fi Tesla Cybertruck to work on the farm

Posted by Talbot Payne on October 23, 2025

Stratford, Virginia — If I had pulled up to the Lee family home in 1776 in a Tesla Cybertruck, they would have thought I was a time traveler from the future.

Which is not much different than the reaction I received when I pulled up in 2025.

I took a Cybertruck on a weekend trip with Mrs. Payne this fall to help prepare Stratford Hall, the historic home of signers Richard Henry Lee and Francis Lightfoot Lee, for next year’s 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Our Turo rental was mobbed by Stratford volunteers, staffers and board members as if I had driven onto campus in a Tron Light Cycle.

 

The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive features all-wheel-steer for a tight turning radius.
The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive features all-wheel-steer for a tight turning radius.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

If the Ford F-150 is America’s best-selling pickup, then Cybertruck is its most famous. Six years after its wild Silicon Valley introduction, the electric pickup still creates a buzz.

From its radical shape to its face-flattening speed to its self-driving capabilities, Cybertruck is a celebrity that looks like it rolled off a sci-fi movie set. Bladerunner, Tron, Mad Max — take your pick. When I wasn’t giving thrill rides to just about everyone on the 1,800-acre Stratford farm, the truck was proving itself a useful Swiss army knife hauling cargo.

It is still a rarity — particularly in places like rural Virginia, where full-size work trucks are everywhere — with its rich, $82K starting price and propensity to attract domestic terrorists who want to blow it up. I was encouraged by the truck’s enthusiastic reception, a promising sign the furries have moved on to other targets. Still, the truck’s high price and sluggish sales are surely a disappointment to Tesla.

With Cybertruck, CEO Elon Musk was determined to jump-start the EV revolution in the market’s highest-volume segment. But the high price of batteries — and their inherent towing limitations — has kept Cybertruck (and other EV pickups) from competing in mass-volume, $40K truck business fleets.

The legendary shape of the 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive in front of the one of America's most unique historic homes, Stratford Hall in Virginia - the home of two signers of the Declaration of Independence.
The legendary shape of the 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive in front of the one of America’s most unique historic homes, Stratford Hall in Virginia – the home of two signers of the Declaration of Independence.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Cybertruck competes against premium, country-club trucks like the Ford F-150 Raptor, Ram 1500 RHO, Chevy Silverado High Country, GMC Hummer EV and Ford Lightning Platinum EV.

In truth Cybertruck is a class of one, the most radical vehicle of the 21st century.

Begin with its polarizing design. Everyone has an opinion. The truck’s militaristic vibe skews male, but female reactions were all over the map.

Very futuristic.

It’s ugly.

Can you take a picture of me with the Tesla so I can share with my kids?

Where’s the machine gun turret?

The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive features a big, fixed panoramic roof.
The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive features a big, fixed panoramic roof.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

I’ve driven Tesla’s distinctive model lineup extensively, and Cybertruck’s design is the most extreme. Yet, once inside, I was reminded how similar its operation is to its siblings. iPhone simple aesthetics. Horizontal lines. Mono-screen housing most controls: mirror/steering position, climate controls, even shifting.

To a non-Tesla user, it’s an alien landscape.

Exiting Metro D.C.’s Reagan National Airport, I barked my destination to the truck — “Navigate to Tesla Supercharger in King George, Virginia” — then didn’t touch the wheel for the next 48 miles. As I tuned Sirius XM stations, Cybertruck drove itself through D.C. traffic, the I-495 Beltway and Maryland routes 210 and 301 before exiting to fill up on electrons for the weekend ahead.

The FSD (Full Self Driving) system has made steady strides since its 2020 introduction. The truck slowed down to avoid a rogue trash can in the road and executed round-abouts with aplomb. On other occasions it maneuvered uncomfortably close to other vehicles, a reminder FSD still needs a chaperone.

Hands-free driving and stainless-steel skin just scratch the surface of its ambitions. Cybertruck’s also the first vehicle to market with variable electronic steering. Together with all-wheel steer, it makes the 19-foot-long beast feel smaller than it is.

The frunk of the 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive is not as cavernous as the Ford Lightning EV, but it is a good fit for valuables like a laptop bag.
The frunk of the 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive is not as cavernous as the Ford Lightning EV, but it is a good fit for valuables like a laptop bag.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Once Cybertruck had delivered me to the Supercharger in a Sheetz lot, I needed minimal steering input to maneuver it in place next to the charging stalls. The truck ID’d an open space, then backed itself in. Whoa. Not so “whoa” are Tesla charging cables designed for compact Model 3 and Model Ys — not Cybertruck ocean liners. The cord just reached the left-rear-fender-mounted NACS port.

Twenty-five minutes later, I exited onto rural-lanes roads with 80% battery capacity. Enough self-driving. Time to wring the truck’s neck over the twisted roads of Virginia’s Northern Neck.

ZOT!

Cybertruck blew by a line of traffic on two-lane Route 3 in the blink of an eye. Car and Driver recorded the 6,634-pound Cybertruck hitting 60 mph in just 3.9 seconds (the same as a 3,241-pound Porsche Cayman GTS, for goodness sake). On a narrow secondary road, it felt like warp speed.

That precise variable steering and adaptive shocks helped keep Cyberrocket grounded. But with all-terrain tires and air suspension, the Tesla’s natural habitat is off-road. Perfect for Stratford farm’s endless fields (or Detroit’s pocked streets).

The Northern Neck of Virginia is truck country. The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive still stood out.
The Northern Neck of Virginia is truck country. The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive still stood out.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

I stopped at a Marathon service station outside Stratford and loaded the pickup’s cooler with ice. Cooler?

Tesla is synonymous with frunks (front trunk) and Cybertruck is no exception. But Tesla also sports a substantial, sub-bed locker space.

I emptied four bags of ice and only filled it halfway. Throw in a case of bottled water and I was a rolling fridge for thirsty Stratford staff.

Cybertruck’s six-foot bed is also unorthodox with its sloped panels. They make it difficult to load from the sides, but twin 110-volt plugs and a 240-volt plug are a tailgate party’s friend. The automatic tonneau cover is a welcome innovation for inclement fall weather. As I hauled beverage cases and event signage, protecting my cargo from a sudden change in weather was as simple as pressing the screen’s tonneau cover button.

The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive boasts a six-foot bed with two 150-volt outlets and one 240-volt outlet.
The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive boasts a six-foot bed with two 150-volt outlets and one 240-volt outlet.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

I crisscrossed the farm’s dirt roads and grassy fields. Giant Pirelli Scorpion all-terrains are complemented by an air suspension so I could hike Cybertruck’s steel skirts to 16 inches off the ground. Shred a tire and it will cost (cough) $529 to replace. On the other hand, Stratford’s landscape chief Matt Peterschmidt approved of the simple drop-gate compared to competitor’s multi-action contraptions.

“Tailgates are the first thing to fail on a pickup,” he smiled.

In the middle of a field, I asked the truck to self-drive back to the main house and, remarkably, it found the fence opening and got to the main road.

At weekend’s end, I headed back to D.C., the truck’s 320-mile range proving accurate (I got 98% of predicted range) despite my heavy left foot.

The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive features a rear cooler.
The 2025 Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive features a rear cooler.

Henry Payne

Turo required the Tesla be returned with 80% battery range, which exposed the EV’s weakness compared to gas-powered peers: efficiency. Tesla’s Supercharger network was accessible — even in rural Virginia — but charging back to 88% (at the closest charger to the airport) from 32% added 40 minutes to my 90-minute journey. Cost? At 44 cents-per-kWh, the same as $2.75-a-gallon gas in an 18-mpg F-150 Raptor.

While it may look like it came from Mars, Cybertruck proved right at home at the historic preserve. Heck, in 1776 — after the shock wore off — the Lees probably would have adopted it for use in the American Revolution. After all, its stainless-steel skin is bulletproof.

Next week: 2026 Nissan Sentra

2025 Tesla Cybertruck

Vehicle type: All-wheel-drive, five-passenger pickup

Price: Base $82,235, including $1,995 destination charge ($90,235 with FSD as tested)

Powerplant: 123 kWh lithium-ion battery pack mated to dual electric motors

Power: 593 horsepower, 525 pound-feet of torque

Transmission: Single-speed automatic

Performance: 0-60 mph, 3.9 seconds (Car and Driver); towing, 11,000 pounds

Weight: 6,634 pounds

Range: 320 miles on full charge

Report card

Highs: King of the Road; FSD OMG

Lows: Polarizing styling; $$$$

Overall: 4 stars

Henry Payne is auto critic for The Detroit News. Find him at hpayne@detroitnews.com or @HenryEPayne.

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Payne: Road trippin’ in the big, bold, boosted BMW X3

Posted by Talbot Payne on October 16, 2025

Gaylord — I made an easy drive this fall up Interstate 75 to Charlevoix. Cruising on adaptive cruise control at 80 mph, listening to Sirius XM. Navigating Google Maps on a jumbotron screen while taking in the fall colors. I could have been in any compact SUV.

But as I exited at Gaylord onto the challenging M-32 twisties, I selected the SPORT head-up display with digital racing tachometer, toggled the automatic shifter to manual SPORT mode, and engaged the shift/BOOST paddles sprouting from the steering wheel.

GRRRRRR! went the 255 ponies in front of me. Achtung! I’m in a BMW X3, all right.

The 2025 BMW X3 is made in South Carolina.

The 2025 BMW X3 is made in South Carolina.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

I spent the next 25 miles conquering S-turns, long downhill sweepers and short straightaways while red-lining the eight-speed transmission. It was a welcome pick-me-up on a long road trip — and a welcome departure from the average SUV.

In truth, the average SUV is very, very, very good these days.

Since BMW unveiled its xActivity concept — the near-production peek at the first-gen, 2004 X3 — at the 2003 Detroit Auto Show (back when the Detroit show scored major BMW reveals), autodom has changed and compact utes have become the largest non-pickup segment in the U.S. market. Every major automaker from Acura to VW sells in the segment. Made in America, the X3 is BMW’s best-selling U.S. model.

This competitive shark tank has created an impressively high standard for entry. Combine that with the electronics revolution, and the compact segment has democratized with little practical difference between mainstream and luxe offerings.

The 2025 BMW X3 sports a chunkier exterior design than sleek Bimmer sedans.
The 2025 BMW X3 sports a chunkier exterior design than sleek Bimmer sedans.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

My $52K BMW X3’s dual digital screen? The $30K Hyundai Tucson offers a similar unit. The X3’s standard all-wheel-drive system? Same for the $31K Subaru Forester. The sporty, automatic chiclet shifter? The $32K VW Tiguan’s got it. BMW’s 255-horse turbo-4 engine? Yeah, yeah — check out the $42K Mazda CX-50 Turbo’s 256-horsepower unit.

So to separate itself from the pack, X3 has leaned into BMW’s heritage of design and performance.

Start with that big, bold kisser.

Current BMW design is bold and chunky — a throwback to the brand’s 1940s-era vertical grilles. It’s problematic on cars like the BMW 3-series sedan, but on more upright SUVs like X3, it fits. The twin-kidney grille is further distinguished by a striking, signature cross-hatch pattern. Love it.

The 2025 BMW X3 features a cross-hatch pattern that shows up in the kidney grille, interior console, even the taillights.
The 2025 BMW X3 features a cross-hatch pattern that shows up in the kidney grille, interior console, even the taillights.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

That pattern is repeated inside: cross hatch on the console charger cubby, air vents, console volume knob — even the small steering wheel selector button. It’s detail that sets X3 apart in a modern, screen-focused interior.

The screens themselves are flush with visual detail, from lush instrument display graphics to the sand-dune background on the infotainment screen to the layers of digital options (want the X3 to unlock/lock automatically as you approach/walk away? There’s a setting for that). They were a welcome companion on the long interstate drive.

Another notable detail: BMW has — like mainstream automakers — deferred navigation to Google Maps. The cloud-based Google ecosystem includes apps we commonly use on our phones. Standard (as with other brands) is a wireless charging pad so your phone doesn’t run out of juice while navigating your route).

I navigated my northern trip while listening to Sirus XM. BMW fully integrates those apps to show turn-by-turn directions in the head-up display and station listings in the instrument cluster.

The 2025 BMW X3's signature kidneys boast a cross-hatch design.
The 2025 BMW X3’s signature kidneys boast a cross-hatch design.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

All this tech is housed in a chunky interior design — accented with ambient lighting — as distinctive as the exterior. Check out the meaty door controls and console. More clever detail? Door inserts that hold tall drink bottles.

One detail I could do without is the big rotary infotainment screen controller. Bimmer pioneered this feature in the early 2000s as a symbol of luxury — since copied by aspirational brands like Mazda and Genesis seeking to show their good taste. But the feature has become an anomaly in the touchscreen age, with even Mazda reportedly abandoning it for its next-gen vehicles.

BMW long ago made the rotary controller redundant, and I navigated the instrument screen by touch. Mostly. I have to admit the rotary dial is handy when driving, so I didn’t have to take my eyes off the road when reaching for the screen to, say, change the channel in Sirius XM. But for most folks who rode with me, the controller just takes up valuable console real estate.

Choose SPORT mode, and the 2025 BMW X3 screen is transformed by striking graphics.
Choose SPORT mode, and the 2025 BMW X3 screen is transformed by striking graphics.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Much of the X3’s design theme was first seen on the iX electric SUV, which, in turn, had adopted Tesla-inspired digital tech that has transformed vehicle interiors over the past 10 years. But X3 does this while also offering the inherent advantages of gas power.

While stomping all over northern Michigan with my right lead foot, I never worried about range anxiety from the 2.0-liter turbo-4 engine. With a 17.2-gallon gas tank, the X3 sported an impressive 568 miles of range that could get me to Charlevoix and back to Metro Detroit without visiting a gas station.

By contrast, the pricier, all-wheel-drive electric i4 compact sedan (an electric version of the X3 is not due until next year) gets just 227 miles of range and would likely require at least three lengthy charging stops on a round-trip Charlevoix journey.

The interior of the 2025 BMW X3 is airy when equipped with a full panoramic sunroof.

The interior of the 2025 BMW X3 is airy when equipped with a full panoramic sunroof.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

The Bimmer emphasizes cargo room (large for the class) over rear-seat legroom (small for the class). I was able to stuff the trunk with all my gear for a weekend trip, while also comfortably fitting a foursome for an evening trip to Charlevoix Pickleball courts.

The foursome had varying views on the Bimmer’s styling (“nice,” “too chunky,” “Porsche Macan is sleeker”), while my friend Jon enjoyed sticking the tranny in SPORT mode and playing with the head-up display’s tachometer. Boys will be boys.

Speaking of Porsche, on the trip back south I played with the BOOST paddle. Porsche popularized this “Push to Pass” feature in its sports cars, and it quickly spread among other performance brands.

The 2025 BMW X3 boasts a BOOST "push to pass" feature that maximizes the driveline for 10 seconds.
The 2025 BMW X3 boasts a BOOST “push to pass” feature that maximizes the driveline for 10 seconds.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

BOOST instantly shifts the transmission into the optimal torque gear, redlining the engine for 10 seconds. I used the tool liberally to pass cars on two-lane roads.

Want to lean more into BMW’s sporty toolbox? Another 15 grand will buy you one of BMW’s legendary inline-6 cylinder, 393-horsepower, turbocharged engines. Ausgezeichnet!

Next week: EV showdown, Cadillac Lyriq vs. Tesla Model 3

2025 BMW X3

Vehicle type: Front-engine, all-wheel-drive, five-passenger SUV

Price: $50,675, including $1,175 destination fee ($60,875 xDrive 30i with M Sport Package as tested)

Powerplant: 2.0-liter, turbocharged inline-4 cylinder; 3.0-liter, turbocharged inline-6 cylinder

Power: 255 horsepower, 295 pound-feet of torque (I-4); 393 horsepower, 428 pound-feet of torque (I-6)

Transmission: 8-speed automatic

Performance: 0-60 mph, 6.0 seconds (mfr.); towing, 4,850 pounds

Weight: 4,535 pounds

Fuel economy: EPA, 27 mpg city/33 highway/29 combined (I-4); 25 mpg city/30 highway/27 combined (I-6); range: 568 miles as tested

Report card

Highs: Distinctive looks; performance features

Lows: Looks can be polarizing; turbo-4 lacks BMW brand uniqueness

Overall: 3 stars

Henry Payne is auto critic for The Detroit News. Find him at hpayne@detroitnews.com or @HenryEPayne.

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Payne: Behind the wheel of the 1925 Ford Model T time machine

Posted by Talbot Payne on October 13, 2025

Charlevoix — I learned to drive a time machine this summer: the 1925 Ford Model T.

On Clark Road, a two-lane dirt-and-gravel byway, I shifted into second gear, released the clutch, and headed south through farm country back to the early 20th century. Today, the best-selling vehicle in America is a Ford F-series pickup. One hundred years ago, the best-seller was the Model T. Everything — and not much — has changed.

Like F-series, the Model T was wildly popular in part because you could put a variety of top-hats on its rugged ladder-frame chassis for commercial and private purposes: pickup, tow rig, farm plow, two-door coupe, four-door family wagon. The latter is how most of us think of the Model T, and, indeed, my 1925 tester was a classic four-door Touring model.

The 1925 Ford Model T Touring is rear wheel drive and seats five.

The 1925 Ford Model T Touring is rear wheel drive and seats five.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Think of it like a 2025 Ford Expedition SUV, which is based on the similar ladder-frame platform to the F-Series and outfitted with a similar gas drivetrain. Combined Expedition SUV and F-series pickup sales will reach over 800,000 units this year. Model T sales in 1925? Over 2 million. Woof.

So ubiquitous are F-Series models today that many of us learned to drive in them. On neighborhood roads. On farms. On country roads. So, too, the Model T in 1925. By 1925, there were more than 15 million Tin Lizzies (as they were fondly nicknamed) on the road, including my tester.

Richard Leatherman learned to drive my tester on Mississippi country roads a century ago. His granddaughter, Mary, now owns the car, and it was restored to original specs by her husband, John Dean, an adventure enthusiast — and my driving instructor.

Detroit News auto columnist Henry Payne learned to drive a 1925 Ford Model T in Charlevoix this summer.
Detroit News auto columnist Henry Payne learned to drive a 1925 Ford Model T in Charlevoix this summer.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Like the black Ford Expedition Tremor I tested last May, the black, left-hand driver Model T sits high off the ground on big, high-profile tires, and I stepped into the cabin via a running board. Unlike the Expedition, I entered via the right-hand door, because … there is no left-hand door.

On a beautiful summer day, the T’s windows were open … because there are no windows on the Touring model. The convertible is outfitted somewhat like a Ford Bronco with a soft-top that takes some effort to take off. How were passengers protected from the elements? Plastic windows were available to secure to the sides.

Like an Expedition, T has plentiful head room and the second-row passenger seats are palatial. Not so the fronts, which were cramped with my 6’5” frame sharing the space with multiple levers, pedals, and a 17-inch steering wheel (the Expedition’s wheel is 16 inches). To fit my size 15 feet into the busy footwell, I donned my narrow racing boots.

Seat belts? Reclining seats? Heated seats? Massage seats? Fuhgeddaboudit.

Cramped. 6'5" Detroit News columnist Payne could barely fit his frame into the 1925 Ford Model T seat.

Cramped. 6’5″ Detroit News columnist Payne could barely fit his frame into the 1925 Ford Model T seat.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

I cut my teeth on a manual five-speed transmission BMW 1600 in the 1970s. Its three-pedal operation was a cinch compared to Tin Lizzie. Eager for automotive independence, I had no choice but to learn the wee Bimmer when I was 16 years old — and Model T drivers had to master its unique system if they wanted to drive in ‘25.

The Model T starting procedure involved a checklist as long as my arm.

1) Check that the handbrake on the left floor is pulled back

2) Pull out the choke

3) Twist the fuel mixture lever 1½ turns to the left.

4) Adjust the accelerator stalk (that’s right, the accelerator is a stalk, not a pedal) on the right-side of the steering column ¼-turn downward.

The busy footwell of the 1925 Ford Model T (l to r): starter button, left hand brake, reverse pedal, clutch pedal, engine brake pedal. Accelerator? It's on the steering wheel.
The busy footwell of the 1925 Ford Model T (l to r): starter button, left hand brake, reverse pedal, clutch pedal, engine brake pedal. Accelerator? It’s on the steering wheel.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

5) Check that the spark-plug adjustment lever on the left-side of the column is in the up position.

6) Compress the engine brake (the right floor pedal) with your right foot.

7) Turn the dashboard key to the left to wake the 6-volt (not 12-volt as in a modern Ford) battery.

8) Move my left heel backward and press the starter button on the floor.

9) R-R-R-R-VROOOM. When the engine catches, turn the key back to right so the 6-volt battery hands off electronic engine duties to the Model T’s Magneto system.

10) Rotate the fuel mixture back to a quarter turn.

11) Remove your right foot from the engine brake, and move the handbrake forward with your left hand to the neutral position.

Detroit news auto columnist Henry Payne at the wheel of the 1925 Ford Model T. He had to put on racing boots to get his size 15 feet comfortably into the footwell.
Detroit news auto columnist Henry Payne at the wheel of the 1925 Ford Model T. He had to put on racing boots to get his size 15 feet comfortably into the footwell.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

12) While easing on the clutch with your left foot (that’s right, you compress the clutch in first gear rather than disengaging as with modern manuals), push the handbrake forward to completely disengage it.

13) To gain speed, push the accelerator stalk downward.

Simple, yes?

This ballet of controls requires practice to get right, and gets more trying when starting on grade. Once up to speed, the Tin Lizzie and I engaged in a new dance to get into second gear, where most cruising is done.

With the four-cylinder engine in front of me roaring at high RPMs, I eased off the clutch while performing a yo-yo motion with the accelerator to engage second gear. The Model T picked up speed and I tore around Charlevoix’s roads at … about 25-35 mph.

The 1925 Ford Model T rides high of the ground with good visibility, just like a modern SUV.
The 1925 Ford Model T rides high of the ground with good visibility, just like a modern SUV.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

If I kept my foot — er, right hand — in it, the Ford would eventually get up to a speed of 45 mph on smooth asphalt roads. But in 1925, outside of cities like Detroit, roads were dirt like Clark Road and you had to be careful of uneven patches — not to mention horse and auto traffic coming the other way.

The Model T purred along with a lively clatter. Sound deadening has isolated today’s engines to the point that cabins have become rolling living rooms complete with stereo systems, Google Map navigation, even video screens. All that capability has added cost, and an Expedition starts at $62K in 2025 compared to a $5K Model T in today’s dollars.

The only audio entertainment in the ol’ T is the engine and nature. So loud was the four-banger that I had to raise my voice to John Dean next to me.

Heading up a long, steep incline on Novotny Road, I kept the throttle wide open to make it to the top. Long family trips in 1925 must have been trying, especially as you added weight to the car. Not just passengers, but gas cans strapped to the running boards given spotty refueling infrastructure. The Model T’s nine-gallon tank was good for about 130 miles at 14 mpg.

The 1925 Ford Model T's rugged, ladder-like frame supported a variety of purposes, from two-door runabout to Touring family model to pickup truck to field plow.
The 1925 Ford Model T’s rugged, ladder-like frame supported a variety of purposes, from two-door runabout to Touring family model to pickup truck to field plow.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Dean and his Northern Michigan T Club take to the roads each fall for a tour up the Lake Michigan coast. Fluids are a constant worry.

Model T oil is filled underneath the engine, while filling the fuel tank requires pulling up the front seat. The fuel then runs “downhill” into the engine carburetor. According to Model T legend, if you ran low on gas while climbing, say, Novotny Road in Charlevoix, the solution was to turn the car around and scale the road in reverse.

Reverse gear, by the way, is a third floor pedal — in between the clutch and engine brake.

Ah, yes, brakes. Purring along Loeb Road, I started braking for a STOP sign intersection looooong before I got there by backing off the accelerator and applying the engine brake. The emergency brake is jarring and for emergencies only.

At the intersection of Loeb and M-66, I watched modern cars fly by, including Expeditions, F-150s, F-250s — the Model T’s modern, ladder-frame descendants.

When a gap opened, I eased off the handbrake, pushed in the clutch and eased my 1925 time machine back into 2025.

1925 Ford Model T Touring

Vehicle type: Front-engine, rear-wheel-drive, five-passenger automobile

Price: About $5,000 in today’s dollars

Powerplant: 2.9-liter inline-4 cylinder

Power: 20 horsepower, 83 pound-feet of torque

Transmission: Two-speed manual

Performance: 0-60 mph, NA; top speed, 45 mph

Weight: 1,950 pounds

Fuel economy: 14 mpg estimated; range, 126 miles

Report card

Highs: Affordable; roomy with good visibility

Lows: Complicated operating procedure; tight cockpit

Overall: 4  stars

Henry Payne is auto critic for The Detroit News. Find him at hpayne@detroitnews.com or @HenryEPayne.

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Payne: Vanilla no more, Subaru Forester Wilderness goes wild.

Posted by Talbot Payne on October 2, 2025

Portland, Oregon — The Forester used to be vanilla in Subaru’s delicious store of off-road flavors. No more.

My white 2026 Forester Wilderness swaggered up to the foothills of the Cascade Mountains sporting a chocolate grille, syrup-black hood decal, bold lines, chiseled rocker panels and sinewy Yokohama Geolander all-terrain tires.

Forester Vanilla just got a healthy shot of Chunky Monkey.

The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness gains an inch of ground clearance to 9.3 inches to take on uneven roads.

The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness gains an inch of ground clearance to 9.3 inches to take on uneven roads.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

I nailed the throttle and the rugged ‘Ru clawed up a dirt trail flinging chocolate chips — er, gravel — behind it. To my right the trail was bordered by a sheer drop into the valley below. Forester dispelled my acrophobia. Geolander A/Ts gripped the slippery surface and we charged on while drinking in the breathtaking view.

Along with Jeep, Subaru pioneered the off-road SUV space with standard all-wheel-drive machines that can go anywhere all the time. That fundamental goodness has won over generations of fans who confess undying loyalty to ‘Ru even as other brands have begun to crowd the shelves with their own affordable off-road flavors. Badges like Toyota RAV-4 TRD, Honda CR-V TrailSport, Mazda CX-50 Meridian, Nissan Rogue Rock Creek, and, most significantly, Ford Bronco Sport Badlands.

Bronco Jr. has stomped into the segment sporting Ford’s full off-road arsenal: all-terrain tires, ubiquitous storage cubbies, sub-rear-seat storage, twin-bicycle-friendly cargo bay, twin-rear clutch packs, and a 250-horse turbo-4 mill. Go to the head of the class, Sport.

The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness is built on a unibody chassis but can go deep into the wilderness thanks to all-terrain tires, skid plate and a big 16.6-gallon gas tank.
The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness is built on a unibody chassis but can go deep into the wilderness thanks to all-terrain tires, skid plate and a big 16.6-gallon gas tank.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Curiously, the Jeep Cherokee didn’t show up for the popular compact segment in model years 2024-25 — and Forester Wilderness is jumping in with all fours.

If the subcompact Crosstrek looks like a running shoe and the midsize Outback is a hiking boot, the Forester has been a … shoebox.

Square, tall and roomy, it lacked the personality of its teammates even as it offered excellent all-season utility, interior ergonomics, even a sippy hybrid model. The Wilderness edition brings the wardrobe to match its off-road capabilities. I mean, just look at those bronze tow hook/roof rail highlights and Wolverine-like front fascia lamb chops that complement its big claws.

Those claws are assisted by a front skid plate to protect the jaw, and a 9.2-inch ride height so I could sail over pointy rocks and splash across creek beds.

The cockpit of the 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness boasts excellent steering wheel ergonomics and an 11.6-inch digital screen.
The cockpit of the 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness boasts excellent steering wheel ergonomics and an 11.6-inch digital screen.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Those athletic attributes outside are mirrored with digital tech inside. I kept a window open in the digital instrument display to monitor tire pressure (35 pounds) as I charged across the rocky landscape. Get a flat tire? A handy spare is right underneath the rear hatch.

Never mind off-roading out West; I’d recommend the Forester Wilderness as a daily driver for Metro Detroit, where the always-under-construction roads can feel like the Cascade trails. WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP! How many low-profile wheels have I scarred across Motown’s lunar landscape? Better to have tall-sidewall Geolanders at the ready. WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP!

Inside this little tank, Subaru has created a sanctuary from the mayhem outside.

The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness options a sunroof for better sightlines in the outdoors. Wilderness-branded seats are also standard for your $42k.
The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness options a sunroof for better sightlines in the outdoors. Wilderness-branded seats are also standard for your $42k.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Product chief Bill Stokes and his Jersey-based elves have outfitted Wolverine with gritty all-terrains that are quiet as a mouse in daily driving. How? By designing a new chassis from the ground up, with the Wilderness bruisers in mind — more welds, isolated wheel wells, cabin soundproofing.

On the way back into Portland from the Cascades — the Forester Wilderness caked with dirt ‘n’ dust — I sat in the back seat while a colleague took the wheel and quickly forgot this was an off-roader while catching up with email and texts.

Forester’s rear couch is palatial, a nice upgrade from Crosstrek, which is no slouch in the subcompact rear-room department. The big difference between the siblings is the front seat, however, as Forester affords a lot more headroom thanks to its upright A-pillar. Crosstrek looks like a running shoe thanks to its sloped S-pillar (as does hatchback cousin Impreza). The compromise is less headroom for giraffes like me.

That explains the Forester shoebox.

The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness has standard all-wheel-drive to go deep into the outback.
The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness has standard all-wheel-drive to go deep into the outback.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Forester Wilderness brings its off-road mission to the interior as well. Door storage is designed with tall water bottles in mind — the door armrests abbreviated so you easily slip in tall flasks. I recently piloted an off-road-focused, $52K Hyundai Palisade XRT-Pro to New York and back and struggled with its shallow door storage.

The Subie’s rear door inserts are similarly thoughtful. For its sixth gen, the center console has been redesigned for better storage: seat heaters are now in the screen, cupholders enlarged, the front phone charger more accessible. That phone charger — standard on all Foresters — is more important than ever as passengers use their phones’ Google Maps to navigate to the far reaches of, say, Oregon. Or Michigan.

Also standard is the 11.5-inch vertical screen, now common to Subies across the lineup. With its big graphics and complementary buttons for volume and climate control, it is easy to navigate. Even better is the steering wheel (highlighted by a bronze insert so you know it’s a Wilderness model), which is smartly designed with raised volume and adaptive cruise controls so you never need take your eye off the road. Or off-road.

Under the rear hatch of the 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness, you'll find ample cargo space, a spare tire, a rubber mud mat, and cubby space beneath the mat for choice items.
Under the rear hatch of the 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness, you’ll find ample cargo space, a spare tire, a rubber mud mat, and cubby space beneath the mat for choice items.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

This being a performance-focused Forester, Subaru has outfitted it with shift paddles behind the wheel should the droning automatic transmission ever drive you nuts. I found the paddles as useful as shoes for a fish. Armed with 178 pound-feet of torque and 180 horsepower, Forester’s 2.5-liter flat-4 engine has a tall task.

That task includes competing with the Bronco Sport Badlands, which brings significantly more capability. Its shift paddles are actually fun given the Badland’s substantial 280 pound-feet of torque and more sophisticated eight-speed transmission. Feel adventurous? Take the Bronc Jr. to Holly Oaks ORV Park in Holly and it will do doughnuts in the sand thanks to its rear twin clutch pack. Ooooooh.

That’s some serious off-road cred from the Ford. Heck, the Subie’s 180 horses are just enough to keep up with the base Bronc’s 180-horse turbo-3. The Sport Badlands’ 250-horse turbo-4 is in another league.

The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness is more upright than the Crosstrek for better headroom and visibility.
The 2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness is more upright than the Crosstrek for better headroom and visibility.

Henry Payne, The Detroit News

Which is here the Forester’s upgraded curb appeal is so important. It looks like a proper Subie dirt-kicker to go with its more affordable sticker — a meaningful $2,500 cheaper than the Ford. That, and it tows 800 pounds more than the Ford, expanding the Ru’s demographic. Subaru opened the door to compact SUV off-road capability, and Ford has rushed in. So will the Jeep Cherokee as it returns to market over the next couple of years with a trail-focused variant.

Rugged looks, off-road utility, towing, and … oh, yes, there is one more ‘Ru feature Forester is counting on: reliability. With a top rating from Consumer Reports, it boasts better grades than segment classmates.

Reward that ‘Ru with a Chunky Monkey ice cream.

Next week: Drivin’ the OG 1925 Ford Model T

2026 Subaru Forester Wilderness

Vehicle type: Front-engine, all-wheel-drive, five-passenger SUV

Price: $42,035, including $1,450 destination fee

Powerplant: 2.5-liter inline-4 cylinder

Power: 180 horsepower, 178 pound-feet of torque

Transmission: Continuously-variable automatic

Performance: 0-60 mph, 8.0 seconds est. (Car and Driver); towing, 3,500 pounds

Weight: 3,675 pounds

Fuel economy: EPA, 24 mpg city/28 highway/26 combined; range, 465 miles

Report card

Highs: Rugged looks; appealing interior

Lows: Lacks performance, interior features lag competitors

Overall: 3  stars

Henry Payne is auto critic for The Detroit News. Find him at hpayne@detroitnews.com or @HenryEPayne.

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